Dream of having a unique wedding? Allow us to gracefully lead you & the love of your life to walk down the aisle of eternal bliss.
Services include:
1) A pair of well-mannered tortoises (1 male & 1 female) - Very friendly. Not known to bite strangers. Welcome pats on the shell. Eagerly accept rewards by hand (handfed crabsticks/cockerals/prawns,anchovies, etc.)
Services include:
1) A pair of well-mannered tortoises (1 male & 1 female) - Very friendly. Not known to bite strangers. Welcome pats on the shell. Eagerly accept rewards by hand (handfed crabsticks/cockerals/prawns,anchovies, etc.)
2) Well-groomed & highly presentable - perfectly manicured nails, well-polished shells with fish oil & always smiling.
3) Customary ceremonial costume - Double happiness & bright red ribbon tastefully decorated on their shells.
4) Western ceremonial costume - Black butterfly bow for male & flower of your choice with soft ribbon for female
5) 1 time rehearsal in the location of your wedding - church, house, garden, etc.
Service fees: 10 freshly peeled prawns
Payment terms: P.O.D. (Prawn on delivery)
Bookings: 14 days in advance
Interested? Make your appointment with Slow Coach ( that's me in the picture! ) via http://tortoise-tales.blogspot.com/ now.
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