Why a pet tortoise?

1) Tortoises make an interesting pet. New discovery everyday on what makes them tick; such as tortoises make hissing noise and they change shell like a snake changes its skin.

2) Tortoises live a long life. They can be expected to live up to 50 years. Some species could live up to 100 years old. So, you don’t have to deal with the grief from its loss so soon. A pet dog could only live up to 18 years max. Then, you will have to find a new pet. If Slow Coach and Charlie outlive me, I’ll include them in my will to my children or grandchildren.

3) They are solitary and calm animals. Much appreciated by people who enjoys tranquility. Lesser mayhem and commotion in your house.

4) You don’t have to walk the tortoise. They require very little exercise.

5) No grooming necessary. No hair to comb and no free floating hair like cats and dogs. An ideal pet for asthmatic patient.

6) Lower maintenance cost on supplies, food and vet care compared to bigger pets such as cats and dogs. For example, hospital boarding fees are based on the animal’s body weight.

7) They don’t chase the postman or the milkman. They don’t shred your letters and newspapers.

8) No pet license fee to renew every year.

9) Non existence of tortoise ticks or fleas problem.

10) No neutralization required. You don’t see tortoises shagging 24/7 during mating season. Low breeding rate. So far, Slow Coach has laid many eggs but non of them were fertilized. Don’t have to worry about unwanted babies.